Who Comes Along With A New Girlfriend?

Let's count the people in your life when you have a loving relationship with a woman.

1 - Her parents - They are always telling you that you are not doing enough to make their precious little angel happy. Which makes you think; was she so deeply depressed before you met her? Meanwhile you know what a nasty bitch she was when she was in bed with you last. Where did she learn those moves. She ain't no angel.

2 - Her big fat ugly friend - This bitch is so ugly (inside and out) you wonder what is the attraction between her and your girl. She sticks by your girl like glue because she uses your girl the way fishermen use chum. She needs your girl to attract males and you are in her way of meeting her man. She wants you out.

3 - Her other friend with a boyfriend - This one has already determined that you are an upgrade to the man she has as a placeholder. She (along with #2) will lie and manipulate your girl, convincing her that you cheated. Once you find your car all keyed up with mounds of dog shit inside, you will know it's the work of your girl getting revenge for things you never did. What you won't know is she was manipulated by these two. This girl will come to your aide but will never tell you how she started everything.

4 - Some of your guy friends - I won't call them men. They will complement your girl telling you how lucky you are to have her when in fact she is lucky to have you. Get rid of any guy that flirts with your girl.

As for me, I just don't play the game of love. Too many bosses and haters invited into my life. I work for nobody and I definitely am not responsible for another full grown person's happiness.