I Ain't Gonna Do That No Mo'e

I paid for the dinners

I paid for the drinks

I bought the flowers

I bought the candies

I bought the jewelry

I paid for the entertainment

I paid for the trips

I've done it all and the recipients of the above declared that it wasn't enough. It's never enough. It doesn't work. That's why I don't do it any more.

If you think I'm cheap, I had a great fun dinner with my friend Gilbert Wong. Our bill was $219.93. He even guessed the amount of the bill before it arrived. He was only 7¢ off. Great time we had. We split the bill and enjoyed the whole evening.

Thanx Gil.

No more paying for cunts making their foodie calls.