I was waiting in line for the bathroom at Starbucks in midtown Manhattan. I was second in line and in front of me was a cute, well dressed girl carrying an expensive handbag. The bathroom door opened and a Starbucks employee came out with a broom, dustpan, and spray bottle, signaling it had just been cleaned.
She went in. A short time later I heard the toilet flush, the sink run, and the hand dryer blow. Then she came out.
I went in, locked the door, and immediately noticed a wad of toilet paper on the floor between the toilet and the wall. I put on my glasses to inspect the seat and was amazed to see droplets of urine on both sides of it.
They say men are filthy and pee on the seat. The truth is, women hover and spray the sides. The question is, if you are going to hover, why not lift the seat first?
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