My Life as a Phone Psychic #3

I had a new caller, and right away she started unloading her life story. At $6.99 per minute, I listened carefully.

She said she was fifty seven and had lived a good life. She had three children and made sure they all finished high school and college. She guided them to marry the “right” people and “she” bought them all homes, despite never holding a job during her entire marriage.

She told me she had done all she could for her kids and now it was her turn. Then she shifted gears, “I’m not selfish and I know where my kids are going. I’ve helped them on the right path in life. I don’t want to know anything about my lazy good for nothing husband. He sold his business and ended up working at a florist shop.”

She kept her composure and moved on to the real reason for the call, she wanted to know about her boyfriend, seventy six years old, owner of an oil refinery in Louisiana. She said he was fooling around with two thirty year old women who were after his money.

She told me about her two sons and her daughter, then bragged that she lived in an $800,000 home, fully paid off. Her husband, now sixty eight, had sold his financial services business for $5 million and chose to work with his army buddy selling flowers.

She wrapped it all up with, “I don’t want to know about me. I don’t want to know about my kids or my good for nothing husband. I need to know when my boyfriend will commit to me because I can’t leave my husband without him.”

I started by telling her I picked up the evil energies of the two younger women. She was thrilled. I told her they would soon show their true colors and it would hit him that she was better for him. She loved hearing that.

I told her to play hard to get to hook him. She agreed, saying she already thought that might be the best plan and just needed confirmation.

Then she told me she needed a hip replacement and asked if she should make her husband pay for it or wait for her boyfriend to commit. That was when I almost threw up.

I told her to wait for the boyfriend to commit, because when he “rescues” her, it would make him bond with her.