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Her: I don’t need a man!
TheXYGhost : you must live in a house built by women.

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Her: I divorced him because we couldn’t get along.
TheXYGhost : So, you can’t get along with others.

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Women define their status and happiness by the man they marry. No wonder most are miserable.
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You tell me that I’m missing out by being single then you ask your wife permission to go out.
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You divorced 3 men and then you have the nerve to tell me that I have commitment problems?
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If I got down on one knee and gave you an expensive ring, would you let me be your servant?
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I can’t afford the woman of my dreams. If I could, she would only leave me with half.
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It’s easier for a girl to receive 20 gifts from 20 men than a man purchasing 20 gifts for 20 girls.
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Men! We need to embrace feminism! We deserve free meals and be treated like kings.
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I would have liked to ask you out on a date but I didn’t want to assume your gender.
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Her: you don’t love me.
TheXYGhost : Which one of your ex’s loved you? To whom are you comparing me?

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You broke up with many guys in the past for their imperfections. Are you perfect?
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Why do lesbians have way more domestic violence issues than gay men?
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Women! Demand equal rights! Take a man out to dinner and a movie!
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Her: Never hit a woman!
TheXYGhost : if a woman is beating you I won’t hit her.

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Women almost never initiate sex. Lesbians must be really frustrated.
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Her: Not all women are the same.
TheXYGhost : Do women pay for the first date?
Her: no way!

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You wear the most revealing clothes but you complain when someone stares at you?
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Did you really start dating a girl that is already pregnant?
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Do you expect an endless line of guys begging you to be your provider well into your 40’s?
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