What She Really Wants

• She does not want to be a girlfriend.
• She does not want to be a fiancée.
• She does not want to be a wife.
• She does not want to be a mother.
• She wants to be a bride.

• She does not want to be married.
• She only wants a wedding.

• She does not want a boyfriend.
• She does not want a man.
• She does not want a husband.
• She does not want a father for her kids.
• She only wants a provider.

• She does not want a man to love her.
• She wants a never-ending stream of men to praise and compliment her while giving her endless attention and an endless flow of men pursuing her.
• She does not want to have a family.
• She does not even want to have kids.
• She does not even want to work.
• She only wants multiple streams of income in the form of child support from multiple providers while being the center of attention in family court as a judge with higher status than the men she chose gets dominated and controlled to her delight and benefit.

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I wrote the above and sent it out to several of my male friends. They all laughed, and some even replied that they knew a few women who fall into this line of thought.

hen I started to send this out to a few of my female friends. They all responded with, “Not ALL girls are like that.”

One woman, who had been married for 40 years and had grandkids, took it upon herself to call me in order to berate me and correct my evil and misogynistic ways.

She called, and the first words out of her mouth were, “Not ALL girls are like that.”

I replied, “I was not writing about ALL women. I started all lines with ‘She,’ not ‘All women.’”

Noticing her mistake, she paused for a moment and said, “But you made it seem like all women want that.”

I corrected her immediately. “I did not make it seem that all women were like that. I wrote that about one girl. I did not make it seem like anything. It was you who manipulated and misinterpreted it in a way that demonized me and victimized ALL women. I am not responsible for how you interpret my writings. You are mad at me for your own thoughts based on how you see the world. I did not make you mad, you got angry on your own.”

She immediately said, “You could have written that in a better way.”

I asked her, “How could I write that in a better way? Please tell me. I am willing to hear you out so I can correct my evil ways and write something you think is better. Please give me some pointers on how to become a better writer.”

She simply said, “You just could have written it better.”

I countered, “How could I have written this better? I do not know a better way to write what I have just written. I need some clue on how to better my writing.”

With that, she hung up the phone, but before she did, she uttered her final judgment: “You hate ALL women.”