Not All Women Are Like That #4

I made a general statement about women to a woman I know and like clockwork she protected the female collective by saying, "That's a generalization. Not all women are like that."

I responded with, "You're right. You got me. But, at least men like watching their favorite sports team."

She agreed by saying, "Yeah, that's true."

I immediately jumped in with, "But not all men. Not all. Not all men watch sports."

She corrected herself and said, "Yeah, you're right."

I continued with, "Men are good at fixing things, right?"

She agreed by saying, "Yeah."

Again I snapped with, "But not all men. Not all. Not all."

Now she started looking at me like I was crazy. She said, "OK"

Then I asked, her, "Do bees sting?"

Cautiously she said, "Yes."

I came back with, "But not all bees. Not all of them. Not all bees sting."

Her final statement made it clear to me I was talking to a woman. She said, "I don't get the point you're trying to make."

I just laughed.