If You Want to be Happy For the Rest of Your Life

If You Want to be Happy For the Rest of Your Life There is this song, by the 1950's R & B group The Coasters, called "Get An Ugly Girl to Marry You".

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(Partial Lyrics below)

I asked a girl what the song meant, and she told me that beautiful women are trouble and they tend to cheat. I then asked her if she was a cheater or if she ugly. She was in shock as she froze and had no clue how to answer.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife Ah you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ugly! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So, for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you