Saturday, February 10, 2024

3 Simple Rules For Women

Women: There are 3 basic rules to keep a man happy;
 
1) Feed Me
2) Fuck Me
3) Leave Me The Hell Alone
 
1 is optional, if you don’t feed him he can make himself a sandwich
 
2 is optional as well, if you are not in the mood or you are too tired, he can rub one out in the shower
 
3 is mandatory. If you continually badger and nag him, he will have no choice other than to leave.
 
You just need to wonder why a father will walk out on a pretty girl and his own flesh and blood.



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Published: February 10, 2024 at 12:30PM

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