The Single Female Test

For those still chasing "Miss Right," here's an impassable test that will expose her before she wastes your time.

Ask her:

1. How many successful relationships have you had?

• The correct answer is zero. If she claims otherwise, ask why it ended if it was so "successful." Did she hit her goal and leave? If she's over 25 and still single, why can't she keep a man?

2. Are you looking for a provider?

• If she says yes, ask who's providing for her right now. Then press for specifics, what provisions does she expect? Get her to define her shopping list.

3. Why did your last relationship end?

• Whatever she says, hold it against her.

• "We didn't get along" ? Why can't you get along with people?

• "We weren't right for each other" ? Then why did you start dating him?

• "He cheated / lied / was a drug addict" ? "Sounds like you love bad boys and have terrible judgment. That's on you."

4. He was abusive

• Tell her there are thousands of men who will never hit a woman, yet she found the one who would. Either she has a talent for picking abusers, or she did something to provoke it. Violence doesn't just drop from the sky.

5. He always did what I told him

• Ask why she told him to do things she didn't actually want him to do. If she admits to it, she's manipulative. If she denies it, she's lying.

This isn't just a test for her, it's a test for you to see if you have the spine to walk away the moment you see the truth.