The Single Female Test

For those of you that are still looking for Miss. Right, here is an impassable test for her.

Ask her the following;

1) How many successful relationships have you had?

The answer should be zero. If she answers anything other than zero, then you need to also ask why were those relationships successful. Did she achieve her objective and left? If it was so successful, why did it end? If she is over 25, why can’t you maintain a relationship?The answer should be zero. If she answers anything other than zero, then you need to also ask why were those relationships successful. Did she achieve her objective and left? If it was so successful, why did it end? If she is over 25, why can’t you maintain a relationship?

2) Are you looking for a "Provider"?

If she answers, "Yes", you need to ask her who is providing for her now. You also need to ask her, what provisions does she require?

3) Why did your last relationship end?

Whatever she answers, you hold that against her. Some common answers are;

a. "We didn't get along" - Then ask her why can't she get along with people.

b. "We weren't 'right' for each other" - Then ask her why she started dating him if he wasn't 'right' for her.

c. "He cheated"

"He lied"

"He was a drug addict"

Then you really hit her with, "Wow, you sure know how to pick 'em. You must really like the 'Bad boys' and you have issues."

4) "He was abusive" - Tell her that you can find 10,000 men that will absolutely will never hit a woman. She found the abuser. She found the one man out of 10,000 that will hit a woman. Either that or she must have done something to get abused. Beatings don't just drop from the sky.

5) If she tells you, "He always did what I told him" You need to ask her why did she asked him to do things she never wanted him to do.