Saturday, November 9, 2024

My Life As A Phone Psychic #5

At first, I laughed at my friend when he suggested that I should work as a phone psychic, but I soon found out that more than 90% of my callers were extremely predictable.

1) They were almost always women or gay men.

2) They were living off one man (husband or boyfriend) that they pretended to like yet they were not wrong for doing that.

3) They almost always asked about a 2nd, 3rd or even 4th man in their scope that they wish to live off instead.

4) They always ask, "Does he love me?", "Will he commit to me?" or "When will he commit to me or love me?"

5) They almost always believe you are a good psychic if you support them leaving the man, they are with for the man they want.

Wash, Rinse, Repeat.

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