"No" Means "No", or Does It?

"Yes" means "Yes" (At this moment)

"Yes" means "No" (If I'm not in the mood)

"No" means "No" (Unless it means, ‘Try harder'"

"No" means "Yes" (Until I change my mind)

"Maybe" means "Yes" (To keep my options open)

"Maybe" means "No" (When I'm unsure)