What to Do When She Asks Your Occupation

All of us men here know what it means when a girl asks us our occupation; it means, How much money do you have.   Here are some of my past replies:   • I'm not looking for a girlfriend now, sorry   • I don't make enough money for you to love me... Hell, I don't make enough for you to even like me.   • Would you date a man that worked at a McDonalds? When she says 'No', I'll tell her, I work at a McDonalds   • My grandmother told me long ago, Never trust a girl that asks for your occupation before she knows your last name. then I ask her, What is my last name?   • I ask for her age and weight, when she says that those are inappropriate questions to ask a lady, I tell her that her questions were inappropriate as well.   • Are you writing a book?   • I'm a pimp