The Best Turnaround of ALL Time

Women always lie about having a boyfriend even when they don't. It's like their imaginary security guard. The tougher their imaginary boyfriend, the more certain you can be that this broad is single. I've met women that told me that their boyfriends were cops, military, firemen, bouncers, etc.   One time I met this asian girl that told me that her boyfriend was a famous Thai Mixed Martial Artist fighter. When she proudly told me his name, It was a name that I think I've heard before. I quickly said, That guy is good. I've seen him fight. He has a few hot girls around him when he goes to the ring.   Her face changed. Because I knew that her imaginary protector had other interests. Little did she know, I was lying too. And why not? I love bursting her bubble.   Anyway, I told her that I was a partner in a huge string of NYC restaurants. Truth be told, I knew one of the general managers in the above lie. I told her so many lies about the business I didn't own and told her that I wanted to take her out to one of 'our' most fancy restaurants for a meal she wouldn't forget.   She was a bit hesitant to give me her number but she soon did. She started to get real excited at the notion that she will be at a great restaurant. When she wrote the last digit, I told her that I will call her for a double date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. She began to backpedal about her boyfriend being in town and also that he was not friendly. She also said that she thought the date was with me and her alone. I told her, that wouldn't be fair to take her out without her loved one.   Anyway, I left and told her I would call her. I didn't. I saw her face as I walked away, it was like she lost a rich fish for an imaginary one.