Just Having Fun With A Personal Ad
I Answered a craigslist personal ad titled, "Buy Me A Drink" and this is how the threads read:
TheXYGhost : Do you PayPal? Bitcoin? Apple Pay?
Her : I'm not a hooker asshole
TheXYGhost : Oh, good. How many drinks should a man buy you on the first date?
Her : If the man in question is you then zero because I'm not interested
TheXYGhost : I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about your date perfection personified. How many drinks must your Prince Charming buy you before you determine that he is charming enough for you?
Do many men submit to your demands and kiss your ass? If so, you are a wimp magnet.
Her : You're being a major creep, leave me alone
TheXYGhost : I'm stupid, you are smart. I seek your knowledge. Answer the questions and I will leave. Shed some light. Additionally, if you answer my questions as honest as you can, I'll help you satisfy your alcoholic cravings at any liquor store of your choice. I'll even have a bottle or two of you favorite rum or vodka delivered to you.
Her : (Never Replied)
I'm so hurt.
#TheXYGhost
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