Saturday, April 8, 2023

Her Dating Cycle of Greed

Her Dating Cycle of Greed 

Seek me out.

Impress me.

Make me laugh.

Entertain me.

Sweep me off my feet (better than the 100's of men before you)

Pursue me even when I tell you to leave me alone.

Buy me fancy gifts.

Buy me nice jewelry.

Take me to lavish restaurants and pay for my company.

Buy fine wine.

Drive me in an expensive car.

Pay me attention.

Pay me compliments.

If I'm satisfied how well you serve my needs, I'll let you financially obligate yourself to me by marrying me. 

But first...

I want a nice engagement ring and party.

I want a big wedding, and a huge wedding ring. White dress too. 

Now you are obligated to give me everything I want need and desire. After all, I'm entitled to it. 

Feed me.

Clothe me.

Make me happy.

Make me feel good about myself.

Make me feel beautiful and sexy.

Love me.

Cherish me.

I will test you soon. (You better pass my unscientific tests)

If we have kids, and I feel like leaving you for any reason, I'll have the state to back me up. They will help me take your children, money and home away from you. 

Do it now because I'm worth it. 

#TheXYGhost


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