Today's woman wants a personal slave.
Provide me food.
Provide me shelter.
Provide me clothes.
Provide me protection.
Provide me attention.
Provide me compliments.
Provide me entertainment.
Provide me luxuries.
Provide me travel.
Provide me adventure.
Provide me drama.
Provide me jewelry.
Provide me happiness.
Provide me emotional care.
Make me feel special.
Make me feel comfortable.
Make me happy.
Commit to me on my terms, but I will never commit to you.
Love me and honor me, but I will never put in the effort to love you.
Love me.
Protect me.
Provide for me.
Praise me.
Fight for me even when I am wrong.
I will measure, question, and challenge your love for me, but you are never allowed to do the same.
Be taller than me.
Be stronger than me.
Be faster than me.
Be richer than me.
Be older than me.
Be nice when I demand it.
Never be too nice.
Be strong when I need strength.
Be sensitive when I want sensitivity.
Be my doctor.
Be my lawyer.
Be my therapist.
Pay my rent.
Pay my bills.
Pay me attention.
Pay me compliments.
And if you do all that, I owe you nothing. You cannot tell me anything.
Listen to my problems but do not solve them unless I present them in the way I want them solved.
Do not tell me your problems, I will see you as weak and lose respect for you.
I will use your words to shame and humiliate you in public.
Tiptoe around my insecurities from my past toxic men I chose over you.
If you have insecurities from your past, that is your fault. I will ignore them, mock them, and dismiss them.
I want a leader. Lead me only where I want to go. Lead me how I want to be led. Lead me when I want leadership. Never guide me where you want me to go. If you fail to lead me exactly as I demand, I will take control and leave you.
I will never forgive your mistakes, but you better forgive mine.
If I raise my status with degrees, income, or attention, you must raise yours too or I will leave.
I will only accept you if you are six feet tall or taller, if you make six figures or more, if you have six pack abs. You must accept me no matter how I look, how I act, or how much I make.
They say relationships are hard work, so you must work hard to understand me and make me happy.
I do not know what makes me happy, but you better find it.
I will not cook for you, provide me a chef and an assistant. I will not clean for you, provide me a maid.
If you give me more than any woman in history, it might still not be enough.
Work more.
Work better.
Work faster.
Work longer.
If you do everything I demand, you are weak.
If you do not, I do not want you.
If I lie, it is your fault for believing me.
If I swindle you, it is your fault for trusting me.
If I cheat, it is your fault for choosing me.
I will speak in hints and expect you to know exactly what I mean because communication is key.
I will never tell you what I want, but I will tell everyone you are not giving it to me.
I will find your weaknesses and exploit them. If you fall for my manipulation, you are too weak, so I will keep trying.
If I cheat, you must forgive me.
If I even imagine you cheated, I will destroy you, take everything, and keep your children from you.
Be better in bed than the hundred men before you.
Take care of me and my children from other men who failed me.
Give me everything I want because I am worth it.
I will insult, guilt, cry, manipulate, complain, and nag until you do what I want. I will never simply ask.
I am allowed to hit you, but if you touch me, I will have you arrested.
If you please me and my kids, I will still divorce you, take your home, your pension, your money, and more. You will pay child support for children I will withhold from you and alimony because I want it. This will prove I am independent and do not need a man.
I am the prize. Get on your knee and offer yourself to me. But others can still take me from you at any time.
I am not like other girls.
And remember, we are equal.