My Perfect Date

My Perfect Date

TheXYGhost: Hey, do you want to join me for dinner?

Her: You mean like a date?

TheXYGhost: If you want to call it that, I guess so.

Her: That would be nice. Where are we going?

TheXYGhost: Burger King.

Her: Burger King? That's the cheapest date that anyone has ever offered me.

TheXYGhost: Have you been on many dates that were more costly?

Her: Hell yeah. More than you can imagine.

TheXYGhost: Are any of those guys still with you now?

Her: You hate women!