What Girls Want

What Girls Want

So, you are looking for a man that will kill or is willing to be killed to protect you?

You also want him to work hard and earn enough money to feed, clothe and shelter you as he showers you with gifts and pampers you.

He will be your provider and he must live up to his responsibilities to you. You will hold him responsible for your every want, need and desire. If you are not happy in your life, you hold no personal responsibilities for your own happiness, he is the provider and he needs to provide you happiness when, where are how you want it.

After a long hard day at work, you want that man to complete a list of things to be done around the house. You affectionately call it your "Honeydew List" (Honey Do List). This is all the things you want him to work on because you have no smarts to do them yourself. You were too busy getting a manicure, pedicure, a facial and a massage from his hard-earned money. You dare not spend the money you earned because you think that's unfair. Besides you want to see that man of yours to work non-stop.

While he is working on that list, after a hard day's work, you take his money and order out food because you do not dare touch dishes, pots or pans. That's sexist.

He will have to ask you permission to hang out with his buddies as you do as you please when you want. If he utters a single word about your night out, you label him "controlling" as you consult a lawyer while he is away.

If he cheats on you, (your definition for cheating is so broad that even being cordial to a waitress is cheating) you take his kids away from their father and collect alimony and child support that you will use on yourself to get prettied up to find a new dad for the kids you took from the father. The child support will support no kids.

If you cheat on him, it's his fault for not giving you enough of what you want from him. You always have sufficient justification for your actions. Now you get to sue him for half his current and future worthwhile you are with a new man that will be the new father to your kids because you are the one that assigns an arbitrary guy to be a father at your command.

You want some stranger to ask you for a date. Spend money on you, show you a great time. When he has done these enough times, you will pressure him to marry you. You want him to spend obscene amounts of money on a ring, wedding dress, and a wedding party until he is in debt to his eyeballs.

You want him to get down on one knee; like the subservient slave that you want him to be and beg to be your servant with an expensive bribe (Engagement ring) in his hand so that he can be your obedient servant.

I think I'll pass.

Find yet another subservient wimp that will serve your needs until you find another one with more resources to offer.

I'll be my own boss

I'll live my own life